Ramblings of a Newbie

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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #19? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #21? Submit it here before Sunday March 15th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Mini G Rock by Sommer Marsden
• Vibro-pod byHotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• OhMiBod / Vox amPlug Classic Rock by Champagne and Benzedrine
• Babelight by Nadia West
• Fun Factory Delight by Sexorcism
• Dolly Dolphin II by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Shower Babe by CarrieAnn
• Gigolo by CarrieAnn
• Infrared Warming Rechargeable Massager by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

LELO

• Liv by CarrieAnn
• Liv by The Countess
• Liv by Erin Leone
• Liv by Sexorcism
• Liv by Carnivalesq
• Nea by Erin Leone
• Nea by Panthera Pardus

Dildos

• Silky by Sleeping Dreamer
• Alumina Motion by Marla Singer

Anal Toys

• Bloomy by Beautiful Dreamer
• Bendy Beads by Scarlet Lotus
• Bloomy by Thursday’s Child

Toys for Cocks

• Pumping: How to Grow a Dick by Sinclair Sexsmith
• Lacey’s Pussy And Ass Review by Betty Rocket

Packing Cocks

• Medium and Large Packy by Erin Leone

Lube/Massage Oil/Bath Stuff

• ID Glide by Beautiful Dreamer
• ID Juicy Lube by Beautiful Dreamer
• Smooth Shave Gel by Shay
• Afterglow Massage Candle by Marla Singer
• Frixion Lube by Dangerous Lilly
• Kama Sutra Intensifying Gel – Warming by Domina Doll

BDSM/Fetish

• Black Rubber Whip by Scarlet Lotus
• Naughty Nipples by Sleeping Dreamer
• Natural Rattan Cane by Bad Bad Girl
• Colt Grips by Alpine Subdreams
• Red Wide-Tipped Riding Bat by Scarlet Lotus

Adult Books

• Em & Lo’s Rec Sex: An A-Z Guide to Hooking Up by Beautiful Dreamer
• The New Topping Book by Wendy Blackheart

Adult Movies/Porn

• Glamcore by The Porn Librarian
• Great Sex For A Lifetime Volume One by J.D. Bauchery
• Jiburiru Vol. 1 by FrzKey
• Buddy Wood’s – Kimber James by The Porn Librarian
• The New Romantix by Sexorcism
• Fetish Dolls by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Storage

• Lockable Vibrator Case by Domina Doll
• The Divine Toy Box by Catalina Loves

Miscellaneous

• Sexy Satin Corset and G-string by Sleeping Dreamer
• The Blowguard by Thursday’s Child

Have I ever mentioned how much I love LELO? And, further, how much I love the kind (and patient) people at Tabu Toys?

I got the gorgeous little Nea to review, and absolutely adore it. I got the black one with the exotic flower pattern, and it really does look artistic. You could leave this on a bedside table and it wouldn’t necessarily bring to mind ’sex toy’ if someone should happen to see it.

It has a subtle little curve to it, so when you’re holding it to press against your clit your thumb is in perfect position to work the two simple buttons.

One of these is the ‘more vibes’ button and the other is the ‘less vibes’ button. The vibrations are not rattle-y, if that makes sense. They’re quite smooth and pleasant, and stronger than you’d think for this pretty little thing.

Now, another fun fact: it’s not just steady vibrations that this thing delivers. Once you ramp all the way up to the highest setting, release the ‘up’ button. Then press again for three seconds and release…and it starts to pulse. Press again and the pulse increases in frequency. Another press, super fast pulsing. One more press and we’re at my favorite setting…an awesome sinewave-type pulse. Loooove this one.

The vibrations aren’t superstrong like the Hitachi (that thing’s a powerhouse), but Nea does quite well enough. It’s a wonderful tease for sensitive nipples as well as the more obvious girly bits. Sometimes it’s not quite enough to get me off, but the little darling is always an excellent tease. In conjunction with a penetration toy of some sort, she’s a dream.

She’s rechargeable, too, did I mention that? Hours of use out of one charge. Well done.

I simply cannot recommend the Nea enough. Go get one from Tabutoys.com. You won’t be sorry.