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Being Evolved is a good thing!

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

The awesome folks at Tabutoys.com gave me the opportunity to try out the Evolved Slender Marvel for you guys.

This cool toy came in an extremely attractive tin, something Evolved is known for. They can be used to store the toy if you like, or you can remove the inserts and keep all kinds of stuff in ‘em…this one is gonna be used for condoms and lube packets so I don’t have to dig around for ‘em in the heat of the moment.

Love these tins!

It’s made of TPE, which is a phthalate-free material. It stands for ThermoPlastic Elastomer, and it’s a happy, body-safe thing. It’s porous, mind you, unlike silicone. This isn’t gonna be a sharing kind of toy unless you slap a condom on it. In other words, not sterilizable; don’t boil it, dishwasher it, or bleach it.

I like the Marvel for a number of reasons, actually. First, it’s extremely attractive. I love the purple color (not lavender; a real purple), and I love the soft curves that make up the design.

Nice curves...

I’m pleased with the fact that they didn’t try to make the clitoral stimulator into the shape of some animal or another as the rabbit-style vibes are wont to do.  It’s a simple design, and I dig that.

Thumbs up!

Next, it’s waterproof! Yay! Waterproof toys are a wonder. Shower, bath, pool, squirting, whatever, it’s all good (actually, as to the pool thing: not sure about pool chemicals and elastomer. Anybody?).

And finally, the vibrator part of the toy. It’s got three vibration speeds, all controlled by a push-button on the base of the toy. Your hand’s likely to be right there anyway, so it makes it seriously easy to deal with; no turning, twisting or sliding, just click and go.

The vibrations range from subtle and mild to pretty impressive. The cool part is, there’s an egg in the clitoral stimulator part of it and an egg in the shaft. Instead of the egg in the shaft being all the way at the base, it’s at the very tip, so the sensation is very spread out.

Pardon the dust! It's TPE. :)

This is a great toy for thrusting because of the slender smooth shaft. It’s not huge, which works quite well for me. The internal vibrations are actually really pleasant, and I normally am not a huge fan of internal vibes. When I’m done playing and it’s come down to business, slipping this toy in fully so the thumb-shaped stimulator is nestled lovingly against my clit is the key. Once it’s pressed in as far as it will go, gently rotating it just a touch will absolutely do the trick and get me off in no time.

Cleanup is quick and easy with some sort of antibacterial cloth, soap, or toy cleaner; be aware that TPE, like silicone, will collect dust, so store it accordingly.

The only thing I think I’d change is actually something I wouldn’t change. I know that sounds strange, so let me explain my contradictory self. The two vibrating eggs are controlled by the same controller, and they vibrate at the same rate. My clit can handle far stronger vibrations than my pussy can, so it’d be nice if the two eggs could be controlled separately…

The problem with that idea is that it would kill one of my favorite pluses about this product: The simplicity of design. The one-button quick-clicking control is great! When you add a second control, the design would be less streamlined and less pleasant.  Basically, while it would be nice to have two different possibilities for speeds, it’s not worth risking the loss of the current design.

So yeah. Definitely recommended. :) Thanks, Tabutoys!

Bad Bad Girl’s anniversary contest, part deux.

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

Part two of the contest!

So following the instructions, I made up a wishlist at Extreme Restraints. It may grow or change over the next little while; we’ll see.

Great company by the way, Extreme Restraints. I’ve made a few purchases from them in the past and have always been most satisfied. CK actually suggested them to me. Good stuff. :)

Wishlists are fun, actually. I like to look at lists people put together to see what they’re into and see where our interests cross. I already had one there and when I was looking it over I realized I’d already been given or purchased the majority of the items on it…so I had to go shopping again. Sad, isn’t it? *grin*

So have fun, check out the wishlist and see a little bit of how my brain works. And make sure to enter the contest yourself…the grand fucking prize is crazy. Every entry adds a prize to the package, meaning that the goodies just keep piling up… Good luck!

Here’s what you can win as the entries increase:

Sign-ups Item Retail

1

Electrogasm $45.00

4

Ratan Cane $11.50

5

Trinity Silicone Butt Plug Kit $38.00

7

Trinity Pink Waterproof Rabbit $18.95

9

Orgasmic Vibrating Cock Ring $8.00

10

Luv Balls $26.00

12

The Sunset Plug $17.99

15

Strict Leather Flogger $165.00

17

Clit Enhance Pump Kit $114.00

18

Vibrating Silver Bullet $8.50

20

Vibrating Remote Control 7 speed egg $47.95

23

Leather Blindfold with Velcro Closure $16.50

25

Strict Leather Locking Thigh Cuffs $76.00

30

Trinity 7 Speed Vibrating Silicon Butt Plug $28.95

35

Delux Digital Power Box $130.00

38

Trinity Pocket Rocket Massager $14.00

40

Trinity Heart Throb Glass Dildo $28.00

43

The Love Pacifier $14.99

45

Strict Leather 4 Foot Leash $18.00

47

Vibrating Lipstick $26.00

50

Hitachi Magic Wand $49.95

55

Ball Gag Training System $15.00

58

Trinity Rosebud G Vibrator $22.50

60

Strict Leather Punishment Strap $37.50

62

Bondage Tape $7.95

65

Strict Leather Studded Paddle $48.00

69

Clit Clamp with Bell $10.00

70

Strict Leather Low Rise Leather Collar $48.00

75

The Love Seat $99.95

77

Premium Bondage Rope Nylon 10ft $12.00

78

Wartenburg Wheel $9.50

80

The Anal Hook $78.95

85

Tower of Pain $88.00

90

Strict Leather Forced Orgasm Belt $78.00

95

The Curvy Steel Dildo $95.00

100

The Power Box Fucking Machine $449.00

Happy Anniversary, BadBadGirl!

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

So it’s Bad Bad Girl’s anniversary soon, and she’s set up a contest for her lucky readers. Kinda cool, huh?

I actually happened across Bad Bad Girl on Fetlife before I found her blog; I was a real newbie then (still am, but a little less so) and was absolutely amazed at the gorgeous photos she’d posted. Since then I’ve read her blog, read her toy reviews, and have gotten a lot of enjoyment and knowledge from her.   BBG’s not scared to speak her mind, and she’s given some excellent recommendations. I’ve enjoyed her twitterstream too, but that’s another story. :)

She’s smart, funny, sexy, gorgeous and kinky; what more can you ask for, really?

Did I mention generous? Check out the contest.

Taken from the blog of the Bad Bad Girl herself:

Drawings

How to get an entry (you can do both):

1. Post the details of the contest on your blog, saying something wonderful about me along with the list/links of prizes up for grabs.  You will need this paragraph (from ‘Drawings’ to the last prize).  (you must leave me a comment here so I know you did it)

2. Email me a picture wishing me a happy blog anniversary I will post it on my anniversary.  badbadgirlx (at) gmail (dot) com  (Nudity is greatly appreciated)

See, I’m easy.  (As if you didn’t know!!)  I MAY add a third way half way thru, stay tuned for that!

Here’s the things up for grabs and the fantastic vendors who are supplying some of the best, coolest and my favorite items.

Adam&Eve- Silicon Dream Cock, 16oz bottle of Adam&Eve Signature Lube, DVD- Bree’s Big Campout, DVD- Hello Nurseand DVD-World of Sexual Variations 2

TabuToys- Carmen Electra’s Stripper Pole

Babeland- Hitachi Magic Wand and 1 oz Rocketbalm

Eden Fantasys- Bandito, 1 oz Eros Light Love Lube, Cock and Ball Rings

Pretty cool huh?? I look forward to your posts and emails.  I also hope you take the time to enter the contest for the grand prize.  It’s big and awesome.

I will announce the winners on September 12th.  Good luck!!

Check out the Grand Fucking Prize.

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So yeah. If you don’t already read Bad Bad Girl’s blog, do yourself a favor and check it out. If you have a blog of your own, by all means enter this crazy contest!! :)

Sexy Bloggers! Woo!

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

So I got tagged by the lovely Curvaceous Dee as a Sexy Blogger.

I take that as extremely high praise from that particular lady. She makes me want to go visit the other hemisphere. ;)

The criteria for this award are as follows: I have to give it to four other bloggers, and I have to post five sexy things about myself.

The first one’s an easy one…the second one, harder for me. But I’ll give it the old college try. ;)

1. My hair is pretty freakin sexy. It’s very long, straight, and silky soft. Very, very pettable.

2. I’m very sensitive and very responsive. Surprisingly so, apparently. I’ve been told the sounds I make are sexy.

3. I love giving oral. No, really, I love it. A lot. Like take-pride-in-it love it. I love getting it, too (a lot), don’t get me wrong…but there’s some kind of amazing sensual power-trip involved in giving good head.

4. I have a sometimes sadistic imagination. Some of you will find that sexy, some of you won’t. I personally think it’s damn sexy.

5. I have five gallons of Apfelwein fermenting in my living room. That’s fucking sexy right there. ;)

As for choosing other bloggers to award…some of these already have been honored already, but my picks are my picks. *nods*

1. Curvaceous Dee. It’s her fault I’m blogging in the first place, and her fault I want to go visit a different country. ;) Yes, I know she’s already been awarded, but she’s just that damn awesome.

2. Dangerous Lilly. She’s superhot and a gigantic geek. That’s so very sexy. *grin*

3. Mollena. She’s an amazing lady, and I admire her a great deal (not to mention finding her quite gorgeous and spankworthy. ;) ).

4. Erotic Bohemian. Sexy, intelligent, and challenging. Many of my posts are due to her influence. :)

The toughest part of this was picking only four…there are so many bloggers out there that are smart and funny and so very worth reading. These lovely ladies are only the tip of the iceberg.

Been a while since my last HNT..

Friday, April 24th, 2009

This one starts with a quick story.

CK and I are doing some running around today, hitting the comic book shop and such (no, it wasn’t just him wanting to go. I’m a big ol geek too). One of our stops took us to one of those high-end strip malls.

This particular strip mall had an English tack and clothing shop, and I said “Hey! Let’s go in.”

CK said, “Why there?”. I’m not a clothing-shopper, y’see. I buy clothes because I have to, not from pleasure.

“I’ve been looking for a riding crop.” I replied, heading towards the store. He looks at me funny and said “I don’t think they’ll have one there.” I just kind of blinked at him for a moment and said “I bet they do.”

In his defense, from the outside of the shop it did look like a high-end clothing store, and if you didn’t happen to see the word ‘tack’, you might not think about riding gear being available there…

Long story short, I ended up picking up a riding crop there. Cheap.

There were more expensive ones there, but this one will do just as well…cheaper than I’d get from a website. Granted, it’s nowhere near as cute as one I’d get from a website, but sometimes cheap works.

At the suggestion of Pagankinktress, I took a quickie HNT shot with the new crop.

It’s grainy, but there’s something about it I like anyway…enjoy.

Pleasurists 20!

Monday, March 16th, 2009


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Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #19? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #21? Submit it here before Sunday March 15th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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Pretty Little Nea.

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Have I ever mentioned how much I love LELO? And, further, how much I love the kind (and patient) people at Tabu Toys?

I got the gorgeous little Nea to review, and absolutely adore it. I got the black one with the exotic flower pattern, and it really does look artistic. You could leave this on a bedside table and it wouldn’t necessarily bring to mind ’sex toy’ if someone should happen to see it.

It has a subtle little curve to it, so when you’re holding it to press against your clit your thumb is in perfect position to work the two simple buttons.

One of these is the ‘more vibes’ button and the other is the ‘less vibes’ button. The vibrations are not rattle-y, if that makes sense. They’re quite smooth and pleasant, and stronger than you’d think for this pretty little thing.

Now, another fun fact: it’s not just steady vibrations that this thing delivers. Once you ramp all the way up to the highest setting, release the ‘up’ button. Then press again for three seconds and release…and it starts to pulse. Press again and the pulse increases in frequency. Another press, super fast pulsing. One more press and we’re at my favorite setting…an awesome sinewave-type pulse. Loooove this one.

The vibrations aren’t superstrong like the Hitachi (that thing’s a powerhouse), but Nea does quite well enough. It’s a wonderful tease for sensitive nipples as well as the more obvious girly bits. Sometimes it’s not quite enough to get me off, but the little darling is always an excellent tease. In conjunction with a penetration toy of some sort, she’s a dream. ;)

She’s rechargeable, too, did I mention that? Hours of use out of one charge. Well done.

I simply cannot recommend the Nea enough. Go get one from Tabutoys.com. You won’t be sorry.

I just can’t fucking handle this day.

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Going from a feeling of dread waking up, to having a shit day, to finally getting relaxed and being okay with things…

Then having a fucking bomb dropped on my goddamn head.

I want to write about it, but even typing it out makes it real somehow…I know it’s real anyway, but I just can’t bring myself to verbalize it.

I’m just done with this fucking day.

Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008! #57!

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Okay, yes, I know the list is subjective. But you know what? I’m okay with that. :) I got chosen to be on this list by my peers, and I consider that an honor.

Thanks, guys.

Please go check out the full list here at Pleasurists. There’s a lot of amazing bloggers out there, and you might find someone out there you didn’t know about.

Pleasurists #14!

Monday, February 2nd, 2009


Tiffany’s Boudoir by Dev1l-5pawn found by Marla Singer.

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #13? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #15? Submit it here before Sunday February 8th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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